At the Melbourne Museum

Earlier this week, I watched a short presentation by illustrator, artist and author Christophe Niemann on How to Overcome the 3 Fears Every Creative Faces. To avoid the fear of running out of ideas, Niemann (and others) suggest taking time for “silly, free-thinking experiments”, away from the desk, out in the world. Today I took his advice and dropped into the Melbourne Museum, which is celebrating its 15th birthday by displaying not a birthday cake, but a model of the cake used for Scott and Charlene’s wedding in the soap opera Neighbours (1987). The following (very) short story/’flash fiction’, resulted from some silly free thought.

Wedding cake 2What’s that, Mummy?

It’s a wedding cake.

Whose wedding cake?

Scott and Charlene’s.

Who’s Scott and Charlene?

People on television. They’re not real.

Why is their wedding cake here?

Because once upon a time, everyone wanted a wedding like theirs.

Wedding cake 1Who are the people on top of the cake?

The bride and groom.

What are they doing?

They’re kissing.

Why have they got their eyes closed?

Because if you opened your eyes, you’d never go through with it.

Why is the cake white?

I don’t know. In some countries, white is the colour for funerals.

Wedding cake 3Why is the cake so big?

It’s an illusion. A lot of it is just empty space.

Why are there flowers on the cake?

Because flowers are like love: they wilt and die.

What are those little white balls?

Pearls. Fake pearls.

Why are there fake pearls on the cake?

Because it’s all too easy to mistake rubbish for treasure.

Did you and Daddy have fake pearls on your wedding cake?

Are you crying, Mummy?

No, sweetheart. I’ve just got something in my eye.

Okay.

Can we go and see Phar Lap now?

Visit the museum to see the cake. You can watch the wedding below:
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About Angela Savage

Angela Savage is a Melbourne-based crime writer, who has lived and travelled extensively in Asia. Her first novel, Behind the Night Bazaar won the 2004 Victorian Premier's Literary Award for an unpublished manuscript. She is a winner of the Scarlet Stiletto Award and has thrice been shortlisted for Ned Kelly awards. Her third novel, The Dying Beach, was also shortlisted for the 2014 Davitt Award. Angela teaches writing and is currently studying for her PhD in Creative Writing at Monash University.
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5 Responses to At the Melbourne Museum

  1. Please, Angela. Can I have some more?

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  2. This is a great story, Angela! You say an awful lot in just that short scene! Beautifully done

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  3. FictionFan says:

    “Because if you opened your eyes, you’d never go through with it.” Brilliant!! 😀

    Liked by 1 person

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